Yet another post reminding you that the Viper is cooler than the Corvette

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02/23/2018 at 21:42 • Filed to: I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT ONE IF IT WAS FREE

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But unlike the Corvette, it didn’t sell, was too expensive, and now it’s dead. Also, being a Dodge product, it probably wouldn’t survive a trip around the block. But man was it a great looking car.


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Kinja'd!!! random001 > CB
02/23/2018 at 21:47

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In no universe is the Viper cooler than the Corvette. Anywhere. Ever. Corvette for life.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > CB
02/23/2018 at 21:48

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So many things they could have done to make it better and more accessible.


Kinja'd!!! CB > random001
02/23/2018 at 21:49

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*Corvette for mid-life


Kinja'd!!! chilichez > CB
02/23/2018 at 21:49

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Doesn’t even sound good. A Darwinian tool for population control, like a Mustang GT


Kinja'd!!! CB > chilichez
02/23/2018 at 21:52

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Nah.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > CB
02/23/2018 at 21:53

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I guess that if it had a hellcat v8 it would’ve been good.

Why not also throw in a pentastar option so that it sells itself!


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > random001
02/23/2018 at 21:58

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Kinja'd!!! Vítor > CB
02/23/2018 at 21:58

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I think the Viper’s problem is less it’s price and more the fact that it was manual only. The lack of a automatic made it a even more niche option. Just look at how many auto 911s and Corvettes are sold


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > CB
02/23/2018 at 21:59

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No need for a reminder, Vipers are the business.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > CB
02/23/2018 at 22:07

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The first Viper is still cooler than the latest Corvette.

Come at me.


Kinja'd!!! Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > CB
02/23/2018 at 22:24

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Rude


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > CB
02/23/2018 at 23:09

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Also could have used forced induction, but the vette has that.


Kinja'd!!! DanZman > Vítor
02/23/2018 at 23:36

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That was a big part of it but it really was price. That badge could never justify the price to anyone but a dedicated MOPAR enthusiast.


Kinja'd!!! winterlegacy, here 'till the end > CB
02/24/2018 at 01:10

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Had Chrysler aimed to undercut the ‘Vette with the Viper when it first came out, I think we’d still be seeing them rolling around today, if not selling like hotcakes.

But nope - Hellcat.


Kinja'd!!! AdverseMartyr > CB
02/24/2018 at 10:56

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It’s really going to be a matter of how the design ages. It was a great looking car at the time, but will it still be a great looking car in 20 years? 30 years? I’m not certain it will. It may end up like the C4 Corvette. I just feel like it missed something it needed for it to look timeless.


Kinja'd!!! marshknute > CB
02/24/2018 at 11:20

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I own a Corvette, and I agree with you.

From a sales standpoint, the Viper had two critical flaws: 1). No auto option for pussies, and 2). A V10 that sounds like shit thanks to too much displacement, not enough revs, and an unequal firing order.

But if I had the money, I’d definitely take a last-gen Viper over any Corvette.


Kinja'd!!! random001 > CB
02/24/2018 at 12:54

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Very well, then...


Kinja'd!!! random001 > Maxima Speed
02/24/2018 at 12:55

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Lol! But no I’m not.


Kinja'd!!! DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > CB
03/21/2018 at 22:30

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I really dislike the Viper.

The last generation was really cool though, but otherwise, I’ll take my mid-life crisis machine any day.